Well, I'm a Mom

Here are the ways I know that I'm a mother:

1. I have a child.

2. I also have a little flabby area above my "credit cards" that are remnants of a 9-month inflation.

3. I leave the house looking a mess in pajamas to go through the drive-thru for coffee right after nursing the baby. Today I went in purple coffee pajamas with a red Oklahoma jacket and grey house slippers...cuuuuuute.


4. I now wear jeans that are classified as "high rise" which means I have a mom-butt*.

5. I pulled my underwear above my pants (ON PURPOSE) because it was more comfortable.

6. I wear underwear that is actually big enough to pull above my pants.

7. I cut my hair short (thankfully it's super cute!).

8. I'm struggling to buy anything for me, and will buy everything for Nylabear...except coffee. I have no problems buying that.

9. I sing crappy lullabies with no melody to Nyla because I think she likes it. Example lullaby: "Oooooh Nylaaaaa you are so sweet and your feet are cuteeeeeeeeee and we're walking around the house and mommmmmmyyyy needs to do the laundryyyyyyyyy" I'm a natural born songwriter.


10. I love my Nylabear more than life itself. That's how I really know I'm a mama.

Loving it!

Hi everyone.

*mom butt: where the back pockets of your pants are not on your buttcheeks, but on your back, thus making your ass look like the size of Zimbabwe. Mothers like this style because it enables them to wear their pants directly underneath their boobs. It's all about the comfort, I'm telling you!