You know, I should have learned by now that when Nylabear is silent, something stinky is brewing. Today, she proved that fact once again!
Her vibrating chair should be renamed the blowout throne or something! It's like magic; you put Nyla in there, let her stew in silence for 15 minutes, and voila! You have laundry and an extremely dirty diaper. I think her poo-poo comes out of the diaper because it's vibrated up and out, because she had it all over her back this morning. How delicious.
Here's my favorite part: as I'm changing the diaper, Nyla gets very excited and kicks her legs...right into the poop. Lovely. Now I'm not only cleaning her buns, back, and some of her tummy, but also her feet and toes. Let me tell you, getting poop from in-between baby toes is not easy.
Now she's a happy girl, kicking and laughing on her playmat, while I'm trying to de-odorize the room and get it smelling like something didn't just die in here.
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