I wrote the other day about how heinous it would be to have baby barf all over my face, just using pure speculation. Well, I now know that, yes, it is heinous. Totally gross.
Early this morning, as Nyla and I were watching the Royal Wedding (Kate was gorgeous!), I was feeding Nyla. Then I sat her up to burp her and indulged myself in some sweet kisses. Apparently Nyla did not like me kissing her because she barfed on me. On my face.
There is nothing more disgusting than having baby milk barf on your face. Did I clean it off immediately? No, I stood there stunned. My child just barfed on my face. It is 3:30 in the morning. Hmm.
Maybe she wasn't enjoying the Royal Wedding? Maybe she wanted to get me back for dousing her in breastmilk? Who knows? What I do know is that regurgitated breastmilk is foul.
While I stood there, baby barf on my face, Nyla just went back to sleep like nothing had happened. "Oh mom, I feel better...zzzzzzzz." Thank you, Nyla. You've made my life complete.
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