Okay, I'm Over the Diapers

My child, who used to be calm and collected and really cooperative during diaper changes, has turned into an all-out grabby, squirmy, leg kicking, toe eating, flipping animal during diaper changes. Wait, add to that list screaming. What the heck?

Here's how it goes:

Me: Oh Nylaaaaa, let's change your diaper!

Nyla: *eating fingers* mmmmm

-get to changing table-

Me: Okay Nyla, let's take off your diaper.

*COMMENCE TRANSFORMATION*

Nyla: WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHhmphhhhh *toes in mouth*other hand grabbing the diaper rash cream*other leg is kicking over the side of the table*head thrashing back and forth. 


There's a lot that goes on in the two minutes it takes to change her diaper. I used to be a quick-style pro with the changing, but since homegirl has started to be a Diaper Change Transformer, I spend a lot of the time trying to secure her to the table so I can change her diaper before she salad shoots some poop at the wall, or worse, decides to pee on me.

When does potty training begin again? :)