The Exorcist

My child projectile vomited on me this morning.

A long story short, apparently I overfed her this morning, giving her more than she wanted or needed, and the excess (which was substantial) was catapulted out of her mouth and onto my face, shoulders, chest, and arms. How delicious.

What do you do when your child barfs on you, you ask? Well, if you were me, you'd sit there dumbfounded as the liquid made its way down your bra, down your shirt, and oozing into the top of your pants. What a lovely morning.

I didn't know what to do! Yes, I needed to clean myself off, but my baby was also sick! So what do you do? After getting over the initial shock of The Exorcist Reincarnate, I carried Nyla over to the sink and rinsed her off. Then I put her in her Pack and Play, gave her a toy to play with, and then rinsed myself off.

A word to the wise: do not ever overfeed your child. Not only is it bad for the baby, it's heinous when it comes back out at you.